Fartin' Martin had a dream. He wanted to let loose the best ever fart stream. So he could win the Stink Stank Stunk award and be adored. But first he had to get by Chipper Ripper and his winning fart. Every year he made people get taken away in a grocery cart.
Fartin' Martin knew he would be tough to defeat.
Especially after he saw Chipper Ripper cheat. Can Fartin' Martin produce the best ever fart that will set him apart? Or will Chipper Ripper win once more? Find out by adding another book from Pat Hatt to your shore.
“Mana mungkin aku tertarik padanya? Dia membuatku takut.” “Itulah masalahmu. Kau jarang telihat bahagia. Karena saat kau menyesapnya, kau langsung menguburnya secepat perasaan itu datang.” “Kau sepertinya sangat ahli tentangku,” kataku datar. “Jika kau tidak mau terlihat mendung sepanjang waktu, mulailah dengan hal kecil seperti berterima kasih saat orang memujimu, bukan malah menatapnya curiga.” Jangan salahkan Anna Mollan yang selalu memandang sinis kehidupan. Sepuluh tahun lalu, umurnya baru sembilan. Di musim panas yang seharusnya menyenangkan, ibu dan kakaknya meninggal dalam kecelakaan. Ayahnya memang selamat, tapi mengalami gangguan kejiwaan. Itu sebabnya Anna tidak percaya lagi pada kebahagiaan, termasuk yang hadir dalam bentuk cinta. Tidak pada Joshua Madison—psikiater tampan yang menangani ayahnya, tidak juga pada Nolan Vervain—bassist keren yang tergila-gila padanya. Tidak pada siapa pun sampai pria misterius itu datang memberinya bunga setiap hari, lalu tiba-tiba menghilang saat Anna mulai membuka diri, dan kembali hanya untuk membuat hidup Anna terhempas sekali lagi.
Today is Field Trip Day at school, and everyone in Mrs.
Shepherd?s class is excited to visit Fandangle?s Farm, especially Juan, who loves to explore. But Juan just might be too good at exploring, and Mrs. Shepherd and the chaperones have trouble keeping track of him! This sixth story about the silly students in Mrs. Shepherd?s class will have readers laughing and learning as Juan?s discoveries lead to new teaching opportunities for Farmer Fandangle and Mrs. Shepherd.
Mickie was happy to find a small house in the exclusive Historic French Quarter of New Orleans. She thought nothing of guarding the ancient building she'd purchased, protecting it from the many tourists that might try to break into the famous “Vampire Monastery,” as it was called.
What she didn’t expect was to fall in love with the man who spent the evenings restoring the ancient paintings in the attic. Nicandro has spent the last three hundred years in the monastery hiding from demons that have invaded his realm and taken many of his kind prisoner. He had resigned himself to the fact that he would be alone for the rest of his life until he met Mickie. Now he needs to find a way to let her know that not only is he a fairy, but that demons are hunting him for his blood. Time is running out, and un he finds a way to stop them, he risks losing not only his life and his love, but his immortal soul.
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